I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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