Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
did i walk over a car last night?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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