one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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