I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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