That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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