I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Randomize
