I feel like abortions should bother me more
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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