I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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