we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
should my penis look like a turkey
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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