Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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