The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
