Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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