is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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