I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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