It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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