I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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