I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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