Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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