the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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