her vagine was all disorganized.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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