you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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