He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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