So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize