You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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