I'll bet she douches with gravy.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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