Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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