To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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