? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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