so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize