Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
as a side note pls kill me
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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