So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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