just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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