kristin has been a bad kristin
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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