Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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