That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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