i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
