a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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