Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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