normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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