I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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