just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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