You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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