she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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