Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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