I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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