she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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