Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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