Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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