I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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