she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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