If i come over, it means nothing
I'm gonna have a badass scar
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Randomize
