Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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