Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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